Dragons Roleplaying Forum
Hello! I greet all you guests warmly. Don't be scared, we won't bite! Us roleplayers are very active and have some experience. Our moderators and admins are always eager to help! We often hang out in the chatbox. So go on ahead, and join us today!

Random Dragon Commercials Dragon10


Join the forum, it's quick and easy

Dragons Roleplaying Forum
Hello! I greet all you guests warmly. Don't be scared, we won't bite! Us roleplayers are very active and have some experience. Our moderators and admins are always eager to help! We often hang out in the chatbox. So go on ahead, and join us today!

Random Dragon Commercials Dragon10
Dragons Roleplaying Forum
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Log in

I forgot my password

Quick Links

Site Rules

Contact Staff

Celestia: astral@rpgdragons.org Baldirak: baldirak@rpgdragons.org

Latest topics
» Rex, a 2 foot living disaster
by Cyrus Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:23 pm

» Sir Mendigan Whyte
by roryb Sun Nov 21, 2021 11:10 pm

» Fishing (solo)
by malaki Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:59 pm

» Miko Lowtide
by Miko Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:42 pm

» Prexijandilin Krarrvek
by Prexijandilin Krarrvek Mon Nov 01, 2021 10:27 pm

» Totally Normal Humans (Paradox)
by Soshi Sun Aug 29, 2021 8:24 am

» Hello fellas!
by Baldirak Sapiens Draco Mon Aug 16, 2021 5:34 pm

» Resentment (Soshi)
by Incus Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:30 am

» Reluctant Announcement (Gifted Crystals)
by Gemna Thu Aug 05, 2021 5:19 am

» The Kingdom of Twilight/Twilight Industries [WIP]
by Lady Aurora Twilight Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:12 pm

» A Summons! (Open to all Tribe leaders)
by Baldirak Sapiens Draco Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:56 pm

» Taking the Reins? (IceWings)
by Snowblaze Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:25 pm

» A Walk in the Darkness (Open to all)
by malaki Thu Jun 10, 2021 10:02 pm

» Trials and Tribulations (Tenebris)
by Cyclone and Typhoon Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:51 pm

» Harsh Realities (Open to Humans)
by Soshi Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:50 pm

» Dark Shadows
by Tenebris Sat Jun 05, 2021 3:07 pm

» Dealing with Darkness Part 2 (Chogath)
by Tenebris Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:36 pm

» Fish, Fins, and Scales (Poem)
by Poem Wed Apr 28, 2021 7:07 am

» Delete this account thanks
by Baldirak Sapiens Draco Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:19 pm

» FELWORLD
by Grimone Wed Apr 14, 2021 4:45 pm

» My characters
by Zappy Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:31 pm

» Zappy
by Baldirak Sapiens Draco Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:18 pm

» hello???
by Bassasail Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:17 pm

» A Salty Encounter(Open)
by Minnow Sat Feb 06, 2021 9:57 am

» Ashram(solo)
by Richard Fri Feb 05, 2021 7:13 pm

Top posting users this month
No user

Who is online?
In total there are 5 users online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 5 Guests :: 1 Bot

None

Most users ever online was 315 on Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:22 pm
Affiliates

Our Buttons:

Our Affiliates:

Random Dragon Commercials

+2
Arkhor
Overcharge
6 posters

Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Overcharge Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:09 am

This will be a topic used for making commercials aimed at dragons.

I shall start with one I joked about with Arkh.

Arkhasol, The Deodorant for Dragons!
Cool Dragon
"I live underwater, so I don't really need deodorant, but if I did, I'd chose Arkhasol!"
-Arkhor

(Mainly aimed at all those womanizing Firewings) Har Har

_______________________
Well this is awkward. What the H
Overcharge
Overcharge
SkyWing Tracker
SkyWing Tracker

Male Aquarius Rooster
Posts : 8
Reputation : 0
Age : 28
Location : Zipping through rock formations

Back to top Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Re: Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Arkhor Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:24 am

// Ark agrees, those damn womanizing dragons would be covered in that stuff, viper will have some fun.... //

MagicCakes

Want a cake poof, welcome to Phan's magic cakes. Dial 777 - MAGIC for your random cake appearance TODAY!

They are Phantastic! (god the pun)

(I think Koko & Shine would make Phan go out of business XD)

_______________________
Random Dragon Commercials Otp62r

Alts: Nebula, Blizzard, Zyailor, Dusk, Monsoon, Devi, Degzauth, Rohkar, Lucy
Arkhor
Arkhor
God of Life and Seas
God of Life and Seas

Male Leo Rooster
Posts : 2649
Reputation : 41
Age : 28
Location : Floating on a random lake (UK)

Back to top Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Re: Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Frostflare Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:27 am

/Aimed at dragonesses tring to flee away firewing flirts./
Are you tired of getting chased by flirts?
Do you have no privatcy?
Is there anyway to make them go away?
Well this product will answer yes to all of the following questions! Be prepared for "Flirt Away!
Its easy to use, and its also fun! Just fill it up with water, aim, then pull the trigger to blast freezing cold water at the flirt!
Buy it today!

_______________________
Here is how I am when I am happy. Awesome Smiley 
Here is how I am when I am murderous. I killed it 
If you add them together , this is the me that you will get. Awesome Smiley  +  I killed it  =  I nom it 
Now how do you feel?I bet it is like this. Wimper 
But that's ok.(Not really Sweat )
So , who wants to party? Mwhahaha 
I'm sure that it will bring you to your grave. Shocked
__________________________________________________________________________________
Frostflare's Theme song
Theme Song:


You really want to see the demon inside?
Frostflare: Demon Mode:
Random Dragon Commercials Frostf10


Watch out for my other accounts
Shadow Lugia, Soul, Nova, Sekianoowari , Dovewing, Chibi, Keroro, and Neos
Frostflare
Frostflare
IceWing Guardian
IceWing Guardian

Female Taurus Snake
Posts : 1719
Reputation : 3
Age : 20
Location : In a hippo

Back to top Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Re: Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Akreious Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:33 am

Does the flirt-away not work for you because the flirts are just to strong for that?
Need a quick body guard or two?

Will this device work with the flirt away? Of course it can!
Presenting the Robotic Arcke-Flirt exterminator! Protectin all sorts of females from those darn flirts..... Mostly volcanis
So where do I get such an amazing contraption? Well if you bundle this product (which is only $60!) with the flirt away, you get it for a great deal of $40!
Call 604-899-477 Banana Ltd. now for a 50% off!

Edit: don't actually call that number

_______________________
Prototype picture of Arcke by Shiningwater! Thank you for drawing Arcke-Kun!
Spoiler:
https://i.servimg.com/u/f39/18/94/90/53/image14.jpg



Theme song for HIPHOP Arcke! ( warning it's weird and annoying )
Spoiler:
https://soundcloud.com/divi-ari-hitoshi-nakata/kamen-rider-den-o-climax-jump

And the star of the show... LEATHER PANTS!!!
Leather Pants:
https://soundcloud.com/darkmagic0xx/leather-pants


Alright anyone that has grudges with other people on this site, Smother it with a atomic bomb -Chatbox Akreious 2014
"WE ARE 2 IN ONE, WE ARE 2 DRAGONS, YET ONE SOUL!" -Chatbox Akre and Vaynad, 2014-10-27
Titles - "Last Standing SkyWing of 2014"
Akreious
Akreious
SkyWing Lieutenant
SkyWing Lieutenant

Male Aries Tiger
Posts : 1874
Reputation : 1
Age : 23

Back to top Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Re: Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Avian Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:15 pm

Err... this commerical was aimed to brainwash you into buy... am... this.... this rock. Yes, purchase this fine 100% pure granit-*Rock breaks into fragments and rolls off Avian's paws*-e ro- HEH?! Where'd he go- *Cut*
*Lots of Static*
*Extreme Static*
......
.....
....
*Goes onto the next commercial after Avian screws up tongue *

Next Commercial Below? Razz

_______________________
"Stick and stones my break your bones, but words will do even worse....." -a true fact of life....

"Friendships are more important than you think...."

"Ah! Yeah right! As if I'd ever betray my friends and comrades!"

"You may look like them, and may act like them, but one thing that I know; is that you will never replace them....."
Avian
Avian
FireWing Lieutenant
FireWing Lieutenant

Male Posts : 976
Reputation : 6
Location : Mount Olympia, Mars.

Back to top Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Re: Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Frostflare Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:51 pm

Are you tired of firewings "accidently" burning down your home?
Well I have come up with the perfect solution!
MOVE TO A NEW FREAKIN PLACE!
*statics out*
Next?

_______________________
Here is how I am when I am happy. Awesome Smiley 
Here is how I am when I am murderous. I killed it 
If you add them together , this is the me that you will get. Awesome Smiley  +  I killed it  =  I nom it 
Now how do you feel?I bet it is like this. Wimper 
But that's ok.(Not really Sweat )
So , who wants to party? Mwhahaha 
I'm sure that it will bring you to your grave. Shocked
__________________________________________________________________________________
Frostflare's Theme song
Theme Song:


You really want to see the demon inside?
Frostflare: Demon Mode:
Random Dragon Commercials Frostf10


Watch out for my other accounts
Shadow Lugia, Soul, Nova, Sekianoowari , Dovewing, Chibi, Keroro, and Neos
Frostflare
Frostflare
IceWing Guardian
IceWing Guardian

Female Taurus Snake
Posts : 1719
Reputation : 3
Age : 20
Location : In a hippo

Back to top Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Re: Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Avian Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:58 pm

Earthwings, they're so healthy that you have to eat them!
Find them at you nearest EarthWing then, then take off the head! Call someone's number and start hunting toda- *Explosion on the back of the set*
Guy: AHH!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING
Director: Abandon show! RUN FOR YO- GAHH*Gets eaten*

Avian: Okay... that's enough attacking Earthwings for one day... RETREAT! AHHH-*Runs off camera**

More Static*

Disclosure: We are not responsible for injury or death while you hunt Earthwings, take responsibilities for yourself dammit!

*Next Commercial*

_______________________
"Stick and stones my break your bones, but words will do even worse....." -a true fact of life....

"Friendships are more important than you think...."

"Ah! Yeah right! As if I'd ever betray my friends and comrades!"

"You may look like them, and may act like them, but one thing that I know; is that you will never replace them....."
Avian
Avian
FireWing Lieutenant
FireWing Lieutenant

Male Posts : 976
Reputation : 6
Location : Mount Olympia, Mars.

Back to top Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Re: Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Rayla Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:29 am

Have you ever wanted to be amazing? Are you too fat to think you're amazing?

Try new Awesomeness 900! Not only does it make you awesome, it makes you AWESOME! Just hear what our reviewers have to say about this!:

Death the Kid, Soul Eater, Shinigami,
"I have no idea how I got here, stop shoving that stuff in my face! It's asymmetrical, dang it!"

Lucy Heartfeilia, Fairy Tail, Celestial Wizard,
"For the last time I am not a dragon! Now please take me back home!"

Toothless, How to Train Your Dragon, Night Fury,
"This stuff was awesome! As soon as I tried it, all the nadders were coming on me, if you know what I mean *Wink*"

There you have it folks! Simply call 111-DEATH today to receive you're awesome new Awesomeness 900 today~! I promise you won't be disappointed!

Warning, please ask your local healer before taking this medicine! If you are diagnosed with Lutosia, Shimzaesia, Likasia, Rogue, Shaffanzia, Myopia, Homesickness, OCD, or Loss of Limbs like tails, please refrain from using this product. Side effects may include itching, swelling, sweating, bleeding from your mouth, your temperature dropping insanely, rashes, rabies, your eyeballs falling out, pregnancy, fainting, concussions, death, and many others. Please do not take Awesomeness 900 after eating meat, chocolate milk, grass, berries, or water. If any of these side effects occur, please talk to your local healer. Awesomeness 900 is not responsible for death of loved ones who have used this product. Awesomeness 900 is the legal property of DeathHeckYea.

*Next commercial*

Rayla

Female Posts : 641
Reputation : 5
Location : Relaxing in the sand

Back to top Go down

Random Dragon Commercials Empty Re: Random Dragon Commercials

Post by Frostflare Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:12 am

Hey, tiny dragon! Are you tired off getting bullied? Well try my new invention! The Large away! Anythin above the selected size between 3-20 feet can be shooed away! Let see how it works!
"All you do is just aim, press the button, and watch your enemies fly away! Its that easy!"
Call or*studio explodes*
"NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CORPSES THAT MAY FALL IN RANDOM TERRITORIES. LARGE AWAY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INGRY, GETTING CRUSHED, OR DEATH WHILE AIMING. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SUDDEN MALFUNTIONS, OR LARGE DRAGONS HAVING A WAR WITH YOU, PLEASE USE RESPONSIBLY!"
*next please*

_______________________
Here is how I am when I am happy. Awesome Smiley 
Here is how I am when I am murderous. I killed it 
If you add them together , this is the me that you will get. Awesome Smiley  +  I killed it  =  I nom it 
Now how do you feel?I bet it is like this. Wimper 
But that's ok.(Not really Sweat )
So , who wants to party? Mwhahaha 
I'm sure that it will bring you to your grave. Shocked
__________________________________________________________________________________
Frostflare's Theme song
Theme Song:


You really want to see the demon inside?
Frostflare: Demon Mode:
Random Dragon Commercials Frostf10


Watch out for my other accounts
Shadow Lugia, Soul, Nova, Sekianoowari , Dovewing, Chibi, Keroro, and Neos
Frostflare
Frostflare
IceWing Guardian
IceWing Guardian

Female Taurus Snake
Posts : 1719
Reputation : 3
Age : 20
Location : In a hippo

Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum