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1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Baldirak on Tue May 07, 2013 1:52 am

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List ways to get kicked out of Walmart!! (Yes,all the way to 1000)

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I'll start:

1. Tape the automatic doors shut.
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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SolsticeEquinox on Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:42 pm

((let's try for awhile XD))

54: Run around with a broom, slap people with it, then drop it on the ground, scream "UP!" And the bend down, pick it up and trip people while picking it up.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Avian on Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:26 pm

55. Pretend to be an Assassin looking for the Owner of Walmart.

56. SCREAM OUT GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES!!!!!

57. Be Darth Vader and wack people with a glowing stick(Glowstick? Razz )

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SolsticeEquinox on Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:27 am

Nuuuuuu Avian broke the Harry potter streak

58: Dress up as a giant square and stare at people all creepily, then tackle them and scream "OMIGOSH IT'S A TRIANGLE!"


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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Avian on Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:25 am

59. Activate your evil personality and annoy someone.

60. Dress up as a ghost and hide in a room(with the lights off) then jump at people when they get close.

61. Toy with people for their mental incapacity.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kokoro on Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:29 am

62- Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

63- Broadcast Target commercials over the intercom.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Avian on Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:53 am

64. Make gunshot noises over the intercom.

65. Reach into someone's pocket and pull out their cellphones, saying "HE'S GOT A BOMB". In the aftermath, you just laugh at the security guards.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kokoro on Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:58 am

66- Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store

67- Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke."

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sunni on Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:13 am

68. Pretentious to faint in the checkout aisle, and when people try to help you (if people try to help), shout and the top of your lungs, "GET YOUR FREAKING HANDS OFF ME!!!!!!!!"
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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kokoro on Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:25 am

69- Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come, act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."


70- Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Avian on Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:52 am

Oh my god! That last one was genius, Kokoro! Props(Cheers)!

71. Order a Pizza and some KFC at the Cashier.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kokoro on Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:54 am

~Heheh, thanks! ^^

72- Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for people!

73- Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sunni on Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:56 am

74. Dress up as batman and run around the store screaming, "COME ROBIN, TO THE BAT MOBILE!!!!!" (i've done this one. Smile)
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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kokoro on Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:10 am

~I see all these comments saying "I've done this before!" Well, dang! I really wish I could have been there! And, reading all these makes me want to go to Wal Mart right now! Razz X3


75- Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill. Then ask for a speed increase.

76- Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Sunni on Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:13 am

77. Walk up to a random employee and say "There's a code 3 in House Ware."
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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SilverWolf on Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:58 pm

78. follow fat people around while playing a tuba or saxophone (from the vine)

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SolsticeEquinox on Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:04 pm

79: Poke children with a candycane while wearing a Santa costume with bunny ears

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SilverWolf on Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:35 pm

80. throw toilet paper at everyone

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Avian on Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:16 pm

81. Jump in from the windows, while saying "THEY'RE COMING" and run around frantically while screaming, knocked over anyone who's an adult/mature teenager while slamming into the shelves.

Don't mind the Police there, they're just watching. Just run in their opposite direction Awesome Smiley

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Shiningwater on Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:39 pm

82: ((Make sure you're wearing a bird, dragon, or other flying animal costume for this)) Set up a huge fan, strap a kite to your back, tie the string down, and jump into the air, flapping your "wings" madly

83: Pretend like one of the employees is one of your parents and ask them for the most expensive toys there are.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SolsticeEquinox on Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:02 am

84: Run around while screaming "I REQUIRE THE EASTER BUNNY!" While wearing a pumpkin costume, holding an easter basket in your arms. Make sure you whack people over the head, knock stuff over and smack people in the stomach.   

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SilverWolf on Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:18 am

(dis guy is laughing his arse off at these *points to himself*)

85. Climb on the shelves and jump on people like you're a demented person screaming "YOUR TURN!"

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Kokoro on Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:23 am

86- Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners

87- Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And continue to pick items off shelves.


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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SolsticeEquinox on Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:56 am

88: run around dancing like this ** And scream "FOR NARNIA!" stop dancing after a second then run around slapping people with a lion costume on.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Avian on Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:06 am

89: Pretend you're a Dragon there.(Possible genius!)

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by SolsticeEquinox on Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:45 am

90: (wooo) Run around wearing a giant snowglobe on your head and do this : Dancing monster

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