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1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Baldirak on Mon May 06, 2013 4:52 pm

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List ways to get kicked out of Walmart!! (Yes,all the way to 1000)

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I'll start:

1. Tape the automatic doors shut.
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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Lynx on Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:50 pm

457-Take a game and buy it, then sit and play video games FOREVER (Keep buying more) And turn the volume up Smile

458- Go into the 'team members only' area (if it doesn't have a lock) and wreck EVERYThING

459-Be a stalker and stalk someone

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Pyrrhus on Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:51 pm

-460 : Duct tape road flares to roller blades and ride through the store screaming "ROLLER DERBY" whilst hitting people with a wooden dowel
-461 : Put stickers of Obama's face on EVERYTHING, Including people


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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Eveningsong on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:51 pm

erm, you skipped a few Pyr. XD

462-Walk into the store with a bathrobe and hit people with a stick while shouting random crap about magic.
463-Pretend to (slowly) lick all the food.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Lynx on Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:56 pm

464-Put on ALL the makeup

465-Protest that Walmart should be shut down for no reason.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by msykes99@gmail.com on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:00 pm

466-Go on the intercom and scream, "BOOP! LAWL! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAATEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Pyrrhus on Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:12 pm

467- Run in with firecrackers taped around your shirt screaming i'm going to blow this place up (Then get arrested and sent to jail for terrorism)

[Also my eyes were dilated, So I read that wrong xD]

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Shimmer on Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:01 pm

468- Take a cart, fill it with a bunch of icecream boxes, and throw them at people while screaming "ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by MoonWing on Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:50 am

469- Walk in start screaming and when they try to make you leave, hug the peepz and scream “ME LOVES YOUZ SO MUCH!”
Then start biting them.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Nexus on Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:16 pm

470- Direct your local protest group into the store and, half-heartedly, attempt to control the chaos.

471- Performing a Snatch and Run (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbQ72aBcuB8) operation with said protest group also works.
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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Perry Li-Dot on Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:30 pm

Hmm
472: Open all the packets of Gummy Bears, Lick them, and stick them on everything.
473: In a isle with alot of people, put something stick on the floor so when they're try to leave they'll get stuck.
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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Barracuda on Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:13 am

474-Pretend that you believe, with all your heart, that one of the people in the store is Elvis in disguise.
475-Sneak up on people, then grab them and scream in their ear.

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Cariharn on Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:12 am

476 - Grab at least one item off each shelf in the store, go to the cashier and when paying start taking away items saying "I don't need this, and this and this" for as long as you want before leaving a few items on the counter and say "Sorry, I don't think I can pay for any of this"

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Re: 1000 Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

Post by Barracuda on Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:26 am

477-Walk in and out of the bathroom door repeatedly, don't let anyone in. You are busy. Walking back and fourth is more important than other peoples needs!
478-Climb onto a shelf with a microphone and demand that everyone look at you. Then start sing as loudly as possible while throwing the things on-top of the shelves at the masses below.

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[18:19:14] * Barracuda "You DARE?" shoves Ark into the disappearing Volcano
[18:19:36] * Barracuda volcano-vanishes
[21:13:33] * Angel throws Barra out the window
[21:13:56] * Barracuda becomes the window
[20:47:03] * Barracuda give Baldi a bubble gun and a party hat.
[20:47:42] Barracuda : TAKE THESE! THEY SHALL HELP YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY!
[17:01:34] Barracuda : twins, WE MUST DESTROY THE ALIEN SHIP TO RETRIVE THE ARK OF THE COVENENT AND DEFEAT VOLDEMORT WITH THE HELP OF GAMARA
[21:46:16] XDemonBloodWolfX : wheres the wiki?
[21:46:27] Barracuda : It is you, Demon
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